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ICC Magazine
Independent Creators Connection Quarterly MagazineNationally distributed by Diamond. Now promoted to Assistant Editor, Bill writes articles about, and conducts interviews with, people you should know. Each issue highlights up and coming creators as well as legends of the biz. The perfect magazine for libraries with people interested in sci-fi, fantasy, and comics.
RATED PG* Video Teaser

Stuff About Things
Azoth Khem PublishingThe squishy brain of Bill "McSciFi" McCormick has been responsible for many words. Some of them coherent. What you are looking at is a compendium of his short stories, fun looks at history, and the greatest rejection letter ever penned. It was so great it started his career.

Her Last, Best, Day
SFN 2025Bill joins an incredible collection of some of the best sci-fi writers of the year. His story, a very different take on first contact, is unlike anything else he's written. There's no blood, no booze, and no violence. Just a robot that will remind you of Marvin the Martian and a theme that made a theology student block him on all social media platforms.
RATED PG

Successful Colors Have Their Costs
Purple Toga PublishingBill takes a look at how the LGBTQIA+ community could take over the world without firing a shot. It's not violent, it's FABUUUU!
RATED PG

Twerking for Jesus
Necronomi-RomCom: Dark EditionAmanda Johnson wanted to honor her late husband's memory and have some fun with her grandchildren. Once she learned how to twerk she took over pop culture like nothing ever seen before. But, when she gets asked to appear on the Ellen show, she may accidentally awaken Cthulhu with her booty-quake.
RATED PG

Miggy
The Rabbit Hole Weird Stories Destination:Journey - Writers Co OpMiggy is a toad thumper. On his world that's the lowest form of life you can be. He ignores that and continues to be happy with his toad thumper wife in their toad thumper church. This is Bill's dark spin on A Day Without a Mexican.
RATED PG

Tikka Wants a Lolly-Cat
Mekadisko - Go FightMekadisko is a global entitty which, at the time of this story, controls Earth and is insinuating itself into galatic affairs. What started as a great idea for a nightclub has blossomed into a global monolith. Tikka's mom needed money so she sold her teenage daughter to Mekadisko. Tikka doesn't mind that so much, but she would really like a Lolly-Cat to keep her company on those lonely nights.
RATED R

The Writer's Stuff!
The Fuckening - SciFi Lampoon AnthologyThe mischievous story of the continuing adventures of Layla le Lips and Thor Liebenhammer as they begin their new quest in the Heroes Café, Bar, and Grill a/k/a The Rutting Stag and set out to kill their author.
The Fuckening in an anthology featuring twenty-three award winning and critically acclaimed authors who also happen to be world renowned experts in the field of general fuckery.
RATED R

Fun Time at the Apocalypse a Go-Go
Sci-fi lampoon Fall 2020Do you remember the innocent joy you felt when you read Archie comics as a kid? Yeah, Bill kind of destroys that and turns Riverdale into a murder happy sex party. As one does from time to time.
RATED R

Sally
Sci-Fi Lampoon Spring 2020Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. Why does Sally sell sea shells by the sea shore when the sea vomits them up for free every day? That's for her to know and you to find out. If you dare.
RATED PG-13

Hank & Eddy: Bro Wars
S. Shane Thomas - The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: The classic tale and an anthology of twists, retellings, and sequelsAMAZON BEST SELLER Featuring the classic tale along with an anthology of twists, retellings, and sequels, this anthology completely reimagines the fabled work of Robert Louis Stevenson. Bill's entry, HANK AND EDDY: BRO WARS, ponders why Dr. Jekyll would create the formula in the first place and what kind of art Mr. Hyde would create. Yeah, it's a bit different.
RATED PG-13

GEORGE
Just a Minor Malfunction #5Originally titled BREASTS IN SPACE, 'George' is a scathing and satirical look at the young adult genre. An agent attempts to prove no sane person would buy exploitive crap and ends up becoming a millionaire. Her client's sister attempts to prove a bad computer could write better, and the apocalypse begins.
RATED PG


Korzac: Nordicon Of Dern
Planet Scumm Magazine - Volume #1Now in an antholgy reprint! Korzac's just this dude who's trying to save the galaxy, fight off a cold, and not have sex with his lieutenant. Everything else is just a bonus.
RATED PG

The Tears of the Gods
Gods of Clay - Sci Fi RoundtableWe all have heard that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Does this also imply that any sufficiently advanced life form would be indistinguishable from a god? For 10,000 years we have deified those life forms above us, but what happens when we ourselves have advanced to the point that we come face to face with those very beings we have worshipped, and find they too have feet of clay?
RATED PG

The Better Business Book
100 People, 100 Stories, 100 Business Lessons To Live By - Authors UniteAMAZON BEST SELLER Imagine if you could have one book that gave you 100 golden nuggets. Less dust. Less clutter. Just one book to always have by your side and reference whenever you need to. Well, that's The Better Business Book. It's your one-stop shop for crystal-clear business advice that you can use to grow your business and live the life you've always wanted.
RATED G

Sparkle Party Massacre
Bronies Gone Wild - Horrified PressIt was supposed to be Trevor's big night. But four, naked, women in a rock band seemed hell bent on ruining his meeting of the Blue Island Bronies.
RATED PG 16

The Good Lord Will Provide
Trumpocalypse - Horrified PressThank God Donald Trump was able to rid America of silly things like governments and schools. Now a good, patriotic, American can toddle down to the local store for their flavored heroin, just like God intended.
RATED PG 16

The Loving Children
The Dogs of War - Fur PlanetEverybody loves dogs, don't they? But are you so sure dogs love us? When they get opposable thumbs, and missile launchers, you may not like the answer.
RATED PG 13

Helping the Elves
Slashing Through the Snow - Azoth Khem Pub.At the North Pole everyone's job is important, epsecially when it comes to trimming the Naughty List.
RATED PG 16

Janet Callahan: Rocket Queen
Genesis MagazineShe wanted a life of geologic contemplation. What she got was wildly different and terrifying. Find out how one young lady's quest for pretty rocks led to interstellar war.
RATED PG

Fourteen Frogs
Bewildering Stories - Click on Title to Read for FreeYou're worried about the Illuminati? I'm worried about who controls the Illuminati.
RATED PG

And The Beat Goes Phut
Bewildering Stories - Click on Title to Read for FreeThe first story I ever had published. A DJ witnesses the apocalypse while sharing drinks with one of the terrorists who started it.
RATED PG

If Thou Art God
Bewildering Stories - Click on Title to Read for FreeAn alien comes to Earth to be its god. It goes about as well as you'd hope.
RATED PG

A Letter from an Editor
Bewildering Stories - Click on Title to Read for FreeA young, mentally challenged, man recieves a letter from an editor and ends up sparking an interplanetary uprising. Winner 2013 Editor's Choice Award.
RATED PG

Catpunk!
ZodiLabThe CATPUNK is an NFT brand powered by the Solana blockchain and designed by ZodiLab. There are, will be, 9,999 Catpunks of Paw City. Paw City is an imaginary world created by Bill that you can get lost in. If you want to dive in just click on THIS LINK to start reading. Just scroll down to CATPUNK FICTION on the left-hand side. Once you're done reading join CATPUNK to get the coolests NFTs on the internet.
RATED PG

Sweetycat Press
Sweetycat Press was an indie company dedictaed to showcasing writers to publishing companies, promoters, and other writers. They accepted submissions from anyone who is a member of their Facebook group and there are no fees for authors. All editorial decisions are made exclusively by them. So far they have selected McSciFi to be honored in Who's Who of Emerging Writers: 2020 and THE BOOK OF BOOKS: 2020. The latter is a compendium of, just over one hundred, must read indie novels. Both SPLICE: HIT BIT TECHNOLOGY and Goptri of the Mists made the cut. Bill is also featured in their latest release, To Be or Not To Be a Writer. This is a collection of essays about why writers write.
RATED PG